By Mark Wahlberg
Have you heard about this missing plane? Pretty messed up, right? Well, if I was on that plane, it wouldn’t be missing.
I’ve got a family and a career and if I was on some Malaysia plane and some whacky shit started going down, I’d make it stop and that plane would land…
Someone please make a movie out of mark being on a plane that goes into another dimension and he gets that shit back… that would be so epic and mark wahlberg like